NEYTIRI

HELLO THERE! MY NAME IS NEYTIRI. I CAME FROM THE PLANET KNOWN AS NIBIRU-PLANET X. 

FEAR NOT. I COME IN PEACE. I AM HERE TO STUDY YOUR WAY OF LIFE.

I AM VERY INTRIGUED BY YOUR MATING STYLE. HUMANOIDS IN NATURE YET YOU VIBRATE WITH SUCH LOW SEXUAL FREQUENCIES.

I WOULD LIKE TO TEACH YOU SOME THINGS TO INCREASE YOUR LEVEL OF CHEMICAL DISPERSION.

YOUR SPECIES IS EVOLVING AT SUCH AN ABNORMALLY SLOW RATE.

I AM HERE TO HELP YOU INCREASE YOUR ABILITY TO ACTIVATE YOUR DORMANT GENETIC CODES.

ARE YOU READY TO BE SEXUALLY ENHANCED?

HURRY, MY SHIP WILL BE ARRIVING SOON, TO TAKE ME BACK TO NIBIRU.